Bike Choose River?

DOES THE BIKE PREFER THE RIVER?
Other trails are good but it's the river the bike (ha) chooses river as tread-tas-tik.
Can you relate?
RIVER RULES BECAUSE:
--The stench brings wonders of previous waste disposals?
--Each season trail changes from floods & nature, does it really?
--Logs challenge, stick attack, sand dunes, ice, snow, weeds, be alert!
--Corners tight, roads long, take the path of most resistance
--Those that have been around have stories down by the river
--How bad will you smell if you don't make them creeks?
--Did you see the big cat yet, tell a story
--Need a witness to ride those logs, I got a new one brewing, you too
--Eagles fly, turkey vultures fight, crows, fox, deer, beavers rule
--You climb hills, and investigate like a kid in the woods
--Make a new line down by the river, but don't get too close
--Hwy13 to Hwy18, up the bluffs, down the scree 9 mile, sanctuary all in a day
--It was a great day even without snow
--What at the river for your bike?
Great day at the river with FG and 2PIN. See you in 4 days.