Three Degrees No Hillside - Not Denied

A rendevous of 3 musketeers December 14th, 6:30pm. Theo: Frozen, Crunchy, Ruts o turbulent LOUD. The legion of doom denied us, "sorry we're closing due to the weather." Hands we're numb from futzing w/bike lock. I thought legion Ma's we're tough cookies? 20 min later 7 degrees F, hands came back. We left 2pinz for dead (went home.) Stairmaster & I pedaled straight into the wind for JJ's Clubhouse. We chowed & did multi liqui-fuels. Momma sqrl stopped by to offer a lift in the truck. We said NO, cause we're tough sisters. With little persuasion waitress gave up her blistex (obviously thinking hot boys, or idiots). When we stepped out of JJ's into 3 degree snowblizzard we giggled & danced. It was killer light snow, deep enough to soften many out-of-medals activities. In revenge, stairmaster went down on a straght away derby. Goat wouldda been proud. We we're seeking n destroying many drifts, ramps, snow piles ect. Who knew landscape around Home Depot & Office max would have so much to offer! We pedaled into sqrl driveway just before getting too cold. One frigg'n pugger good time!!